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Sad scientific facts about love

Disaster occurs when we see women trying to change a man’s behavior. According to evolutionary biologist Rosie Mestel, what women perceive as male misbehavior – lying, cheating, ogling other women – is actually part of a bio-based primary directive to procreate as quickly as possible. All the confused poor man does is behave “naturally”: try to solve the age-old problem of passing on his genes before he breeds.

So I ask you women, would you put a bird in a stream and wait for it to fly? Perhaps this is why men view so many women as controlling or even cruel.

The desire for commitment is another bad symptom that defies the laws of nature. According to University of Texas psychologist David Buss, “it’s always a long time for a man.” A woman only produces twelve eggs a year, and each growing baby represents a huge investment of her time and energy. Men, on the other hand, have buckets and buckets of sperm, so the best thing for them is to get as many women pregnant as possible to increase their chances of reproducing.

Long ago, in caves and jungles, a man would know when a female was ovulating because, as chimpanzees still do, he would show his swollen red genitalia to males. Women, do not do that anymore, unless you are dancers. “

Apparently, men stick around because they are unconsciously trying to figure out when a woman will ovulate and release her monthly egg. The woman confuses this walk with the desire to “commit” to her. Of course, the only compromise that can result is a madhouse. Whether they admit it or not, a man’s main directive is to get someone who is a woman pregnant, you and whoever.

Paleolithic people did not “fall in love.” They were too busy. They fell into tar pits and drowned. By the way, it may also interest realists to know that when it comes to sex “appearance is everything.” This is why men like to ogle Pamela Lee Anderson. Anderson has a perfect 0.07, which is the ratio you get when you divide your waist measurement by your hip measurement.

According to Devendra Singh, a professor at the University of Texas at Austin, this particular hip-to-waist ratio is the “lust” equation. Lust is a healthy state, unlike love, which of course is a state of mental illness. Women with a waist-to-hip ratio of 1.0 or more or 0.6 or less are immediately expelled from the gene pool, as the subconscious of the male “discriminated breeder within” views such women as sick, pregnant, or too old to have their own. progeny. By the way, the Barbie doll, which is .58 would not.

Many of you will protest these findings and insist that you can make up for your lack of physical beauty with personality, charm, and talent. Sorry! According to Randy Thornhill of the University of New Mexico, when it comes to procreation, “beauty is everything.” Both men and women seek symmetry in a partner, as, long, long ago, in the jungle, asymmetry led us to believe that our partner was riddled with horrible parasites. Also, men prefer women with a small chin because estrogen is involved in the development of the jaw. The evidence of estrogen makes them say “Aha!

Fertility! An excellent place to deposit a seed! “Women especially complain that” he tells me that he loves me, but that he doesn’t act like one. “According to Buss, over the millennia men have developed the ability to speak deceptively to fools. developed built-in lie detectors to counter this problem. Man knows a woman won’t sleep with him if she intends to run away afterward, so he lies to him. That’s why women spend so much time engaged Do you think he really loves me with his girlfriends ? However, men have evolved to think that they really believe the lies they are telling; he is sincere in the moment, that is, until he wants what he wants.

Even more infuriating, at least for women, are the results of Buss’s studies on postcoital attraction. Apparently, when asked how they feel about a partner after sex, most men said they felt “less attracted” while most women said they felt “more attracted”. I guess Mom was right to keep it until you get married.

Love is the only disease in which people seek punishment. Unfortunately, the only cure for love is loneliness. So if you find yourself completely alone this Valentine’s Day, go for it. At least you’re sane.

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